GO OUT AND WATCH THE WATCHMEN.
DO IT
*NOW* BEFORE I THROW YOU OUT THE DAMN WINDOW.

THERE IS SO MUCH STORY, CHARACTER, AND MEANING BEHIND EVERY SCENE, EVERY WORD, EVERY ACTION. THIS MOVIE IS 2HRS AND 45 MINUTES AND I WATCHED IT TWICE BECAUSE I COULDN'T GET ENOUGH. YOU WANT SEX? THE WATCHMEN HAS IT. YOU WANT WOMEN GETTING PUNCHED? THE WATCHMEN WILL BEAT YOUR WIFE FOR YOU. THE WATCHMEN PORTRAYS REAL SUPERHEROES THAT DIE, THAT RAPE, THAT ARE TORMENT BY THE SICKEST PASTS, IT WOULD HAVE BATMAN VOMITING FOR A WEEK. THIS IS EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR IN A MOVIE.

GO F*CKING WATCH IT.

IT'S BASED ON THE GRAPHIC NOVEL SO FEEL OBLIGATED TO READ THAT AS WELL. YOU MAY ALSO BOW DOWN TO THE AWSOME GOD, RORSCHACH.

And yes, to the guys who know me, rorschach is better than vergil. I think you understand what that means.

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Also, BEST. COMIC. EVER. READ IT NOW.